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Council Estate

Ένα tribute στα πολυαγαπημένα μας estate…Ξέρω οτι κάποιοι θα το εκτιμήσετε παραπάνω από τους υπόλοιπους που δε θα το εκτιμήσουν το ίδιο…

You know you live on a Council Estate if…………..

1. The Halloween pumpkin has more teeth than your spouse.
2. You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.
3. You’ve been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
4. You think a woman who is “out of your league” goes to bingo on a different night.
5. Johnny Walker makes your list of “most admired people.”
6. You wonder how motorway services keep their toilets so clean.
7. Anyone in your family ever died right after saying, “Hey, watch this.”
8. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
9.. Your wife’s hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.
10. Your school had a creche.
11. You think cider is a marital aid.
12. If you’ve ever been too drunk to fish…
13. The value of your car goes up and down, depending on how much petrol is in it.
14. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.
15. One of your kids was born on a pool table.
16. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.
17. You can’t get married to your girlfriend because there’s a law against it.
18. You think loading a dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.
19. Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.
20. If you’ve ever stared at a can of orange juice because it said concentrate…
21. If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Little Chef on the side….
22. If somebody tells you that you’ve got something in your teeth and you take them out to see what it is…
23. If you’ve ever used a toilet brush as a back scratcher…
24. If you think fast food is hitting a hedgehog at 65 mph…
25. If you’ve ever used your ironing board as a buffet table…
26. If a storm hits your neighborhood and does £100,000 worth of improvement…
27. If your neighbours think you’re a detective because the police always brings you home…
28. If you don’t understand why the first 27 are funny…